Dating jokes that are clean
" A: "You can't tuna fish." Q: What do you call a pile of kittens A: a meowntain Q: What do you call a baby monkey? Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: They eat whatever bugs them Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A: A Clausterphobic Q: What three candies can you find in every school? Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? A: Ouch Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!